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ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere Knight of the Round Table! MIX THROUGH TO night On the battlements a brazier burns or torches on the wall as the SENTRIES peer into the dark. When they managed to get the camera working again, the sync sound wouldnt work, so they could only shoot non-dialogue close-ups until they got the camera fixed. By exploiting the workers! running about advancing behavior?! King Arthur tells him how the Lady of the Lake gave him Excalibur. unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! Bravest of the brave Sir Robin 3:09. Graham Chapman has the fewest number of characters, appearing as four different people: King Arthur, the voice of God, the hiccupping guard, and the middle head of the Three-Headed Knight. GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? ARTHUR: Please, please good people. GALAHAD: He says they've already got one! https://www.scripts.com/script-excerpt/monty_python_and_the_holy_grail_931/directed%20by, https://www.scripts.com/script/monty_python_and_the_holy_grail_931. This is my bit of the forest. On y va. Bon magne. FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Monty Python and the Holy Grail Movie (1975) - Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin. after a few more seconds we hear hoofbeats in the distance. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. Open the doors. ], [CUT BACK to the fight. Then out of the mist comes KING ARTHUR, followed by a SERVANT who is banging two half coconuts, SERVANT makes noises of horses halting, with a flourish. - Monty . ARTHUR: (turning sharply) Sh! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people grovelling!! It is pulled by a couple of ragged, dirty emaciated WRETCHES. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.". FRENCH GUARD: No. They all turn and look at ARTHUR.]. SINGLE MAN: I have to push the pram a lot. They suddenly hear something. ), [We follow the cart through a wretched, impoverished plague-ridden village. They mutter to each other in French, look rather pleased, then rush out and start to pull the giant rabbit in. The cow lands on GALAHAD'S PAGE, squashing him completely.]. OFFICER #1: Pull that off. Someone called in a bomb threat to the theater playing Monty Python and the Holy Grail during its premiere at Cannes, which forced festival workers to evacuate the theater just after the opening credits. ARTHUR looks at the battlements. Petrified of being dead Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Streaming full movie watch online. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the social and economic differences in our society! Script and Continuity Department . Nothing. [angels sing] [singing stops] [ethereal music] ARTHUR: The Castle Arrrggh. approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and
The rabbit comes sailing over the battlements.]. To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away Burn her! ], [SUPERIMPOSE CAPTION: A Very Famous Historian.]. SOLDIER: Look! The immortal, intimidating and unflappable Black Knight primarily functions as a great visual gageventually having the mysterious warrior relegated to a particularly aggressive torsobut John Cleeses line deliveries sell it through and through. BEDEVERE: Why do you think she is a witch? Remember all of the best jokes by reading through the best and funniest Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes below. And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off, If you like it, you've watched it many times (if you don't like it, you may have given up halfway through). THIRD HEAD: All right. Three of those investors were the rock bands Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and Genesis, who were persuaded to help the Monty Python group after Tony Stratton-Smith, head of Charisma Recordsthe record label that released Monty Pythons early comedy albumsasked them to contribute. more, All Monty Python scripts | Monty Python Scripts. It's both a pointed criticism of government and an explanation of popular sovereignty. ARTHUR: Lancelot! FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur
See you on Thursday. how d'you do? Hello? ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--. We dance whene'er we're able SOLDIER: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? The CHIEF TAUNTER looks at it, narrowing his eyes. Lancelot! As the door creaks open GALAHAD steps quickly inside. so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. A fan has made a new Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene using Minecraft. The literal appearance of God wasnt the last time that Christianity would be mocked by the Pythons. Sovereign of all England! Lancelot! Another louder, closer howl is heard and GALAHAD stumbles and falls heavily. On the way, Arthur battles the Black Knight who, despite having had all his limbs chopped off, insists he can still fight. Behold Arthur this is the Holy Grail the Sacred Cup from which Christ drank at the Last Supper [The form in the bright light is just discernible as an iridescent chalice the KNIGHTS gasp.]. time-a! An autonomous collective? Debating Government with the Common Folk. SECOND VILLAGER: (After looking at himself for some time) I got better. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. Monty Python and the Holy Grails credits. ARTHUR: We have a task, we must waste no time! Another example of logic interrupting and enhancing a gagespecially one playing on movie tropes like a carved message in a cave wallthe last words of Joseph of Arimathea are very funny as text, but mainly thrive as fertile ground for the performers to groan their hearts out. Go and
[He leads them a few yards to a very strange contraption indeed, made of wood and rope and leather. ARTHUR: (Scornfully) So? Arthur King of the Britons [They all prostrate themselves even further]. MIX to another TRACKING SHOT of them riding through the forest. [Booming basses. Have at you! More louder, closer howling. He won't be long. Arthur and Patsy move on in a trick that we will see a few more times -- once a scene has reached its comedic crescendo, characters say something like "let's not go there" and we move on to the next scene. 4. FIRST HEAD: In that case I shall have to kill you. This time, the famous French Taunt scene has been parodied in-game. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Lancelot! ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. [police radio] Lancelot! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second
Run away! ARTHUR: Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. As King Arthur and his knights enter the last stages of their quest, they approach a cave strewn with human skeletons and loose bones. We PAN gently across to the MAIDENS on their tree. [CUT TO interior of medieval hall. LARGE MAN: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes. [CUT TO shot of amazing castle in the distance. But few lines stand out like those separating the thematic sections, immediately breaking the fourth wall and letting us all in on the joke that the formal elements of the filmmaking process will be deconstructed during the comedy. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. CUT TO shot from over his shoulder: castle (e.g. MIX THROUGH one or two shots of them on their way again, until they approach a terrific castle (a little one would do too). His foe still refuses to concede. Whose castle is this? Lancelot! ARTHUR: (as the MAN next to him is squashed by a sheep) Knights! regarder Monty Python : Sacr Graal ! Come on! Shot of the FRENCH TAUNTER pointing. On the castle battlements a SOLDIER is dimly seen. Five is right out. Originally an inspector was going to be following them around and attempting to find them, and does, at the end. GOD: And don't apologize. 6540 GIFs. Perhaps he was dictating. Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about Come Patsy. SECOND HEAD: Well only because you don't brush my teeth THIRD HEAD: Oh! ARTHUR: In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this
When King Arthur and his knights arrive, they're treated to a barbershop-quartet-style ditty with some very forced rhymes: We're knights of the Round Table.We dance whene'er we're able.We do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot.We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. The BLACK KNIGHT comes after him kicking.]. A clearing on the other side of which is a rough wooden foot-bridge across a stream. Peasant No you're not. Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times GOD: Course it's a good idea. ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. ARTHUR: All of us are we are all Britons. He'd be able to deal with this one. Caitlin Dinunzio is a writer for Screen Rant, focusing mainly on gaming news. How many of me think I should kill him? Is England a monarchy? that's my point. Tim the Enchanter (Cleese) tries to warn them that there is more danger than meets the eye. We know "Spamalot" today as the title of the Broadway musical based on the film, but in its original setting it was simply a the end of a line in a song that needed to rhyme with "Camelot." More shots of the FRENCH SENTRIES peering into the dusk. DENNIS: You didn't bother to find out, did you? They didn't change that, but they took out the parts that lead up to it in the script. Oh,
REMEMBER! This will merely prove just how ignorant you truly are. 3. BEDEVERE: Quiet! Cleese combined that with a Roman practice: catapulting dead animals into castles and dropping feces on enemies as they attempted to storm a castle. Then he turns and leaves battlements. There are two types of people: Those that havent yet seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail and those that can recite most of its script from memory. BEDEVERE: Lancelot! They expected something more dangerous than a rabbit. ], [CUT BACK TO ARTHUR and the group. The KNIGHTS crouch down under cover.]. They advance quite close to the castle and draw themselves into a line. Almighty God, we thank Thee that Thou hast vouchsafed to us the
It wouldnt be a Monty Python production without some signature animation from Terry Gilliam and some signature fun-poking at Christianity. Sounds of strange medieval music. There are at least six kids. It comes nearer. Castle Aaargh is actually Castle Stalker, which is located on the west coast of Scotland. The low-budget film went on to reap millions at the U.S. box office and would become a strong performer in the home-video market that would soon gain steam. The name of the highly influential comedy troupe made up of Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin was made up by the group when they were commissioned to make their BBC comedy show Monty Pythons Flying Circus. BEDEVERE: Well now, Launcelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall and then leap out of the rabbit and take the French by surprise, not only by surprise but totally unarmed! Easy enough! ARTHUR and PATSY ride up, and stop before the PEASANT]. 7.8. Monty Python and The Holy Grail Scene 23: The French Fight Dirty or Why Everyone Hates the French ARTHUR: Lancelot! It's both a pointed criticism of government and an explanation of popular sovereignty. Lancelot! ARTHUR, PATSY, BEDEVERE and PAGE riding through hillside. The movie has given us the unlikely touchstone phrases as "just a flesh wound," "she turned me into a newt," "airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow," "bring out yer dead," "run away!" [A cow comes flying over the battlements, lowing aggressively. We're given rhymes Riiight back. He was portrayed by John Cleese who also played the Black Knight in the same film and King Gristle Sr. in DreamWorks' Trolls. THIRD HEAD: Oo, lies. ], [CUT TO WIDE SHOT of castle and woodland. In honor of the 40thanniversary of Monty Pythons quest for the Holy Grail, here are a few facts you may not have known about the legendary comedy. After the taunting is done, they fling animals. bleed on me? So, of course, there's a plague on. ARTHUR: If you do not open this door, we shall take this
Now, this is what they did. The poorer verses are made clearer by CUTTING to a group of knights actually engaged in the described task while the line itself is sung. ARTHUR: Run away! (He is kicked again.) Synopsis. GALAHAD turns, then hurries onward even more urgently. DENNIS: Ah! We see a castle in the distance, and before it a PEASANT is working away on his knees trying to dig up the earth with his bare hands and a twig. First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. ALL: There are? Jun 16, 2015. Lancelot! The crafting and survival sandboxtitle from Mojang Studios lets players create alm0st anything they can visualizeby using thegame's virtual blocks. Some of the key points to watch out for: The 'King Brian the Wild' scene (and several characters that appeared only in that scene) disappeared entirely. ARTHUR peers through the mist. The French taunting that the knights weather is brutal, but perhaps no burn was repeated as often among my circle of Python fans as that wild line about hamsters and elderberries. He asks the first knight his name, his quest, and his favorite color. BEDEVERE: Ah but can you not also make bridges out of stone? GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? Reddit userAtillion is back with a new Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene made in Minecraft,this time parodyingthe playful taunt betweenthe Knights of the Round Table and the French soldiers. DENNIS: (in the background as we PULL OUT) did you see him repressing me, then? . Wind whistles. The reading of the Book of Armaments (chapter two, verses nine to 21 if were being specific) weaves punchlines into Biblical diction and style, hammering home the humor in the religious texts devotion to repeating itself in increasingly complicated ways. Turned away and fled. Yes, depart a lot at this time, and cut the approaching any more or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! Pas : UK "Los caballeros de la mesa cuadrada y sus locos seguidores" pelcula de aventuras producida en UK. Many of the scenes were altered from the way they were originally written and others disappeared entirely. ARTHUR: (restraining LAUNCELOT from going out and having a go) No! Pleasant pastoral music. Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis.'. A group of peasants comes into the town square with a woman they claim to be a witch. Menu. We're knights of the Round Table Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Monk. The blood geyser soaking his fur is matched only by the image of those bunny fangs. ], [CLOSE-UP FRENCH looking very nervous. Though obviously injured he bravely struggles forward a little and regains his feet reacting with pain. ], [CUT BACK TO the fight. That's what I've been on about [MIX THROUGH to ARTHUR and PATSY riding through the forest. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Monty Python & Holy Grail by Chapman, Graham at the best online prices at eBay! (I told him we
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Ni! Un cadeau. [PEASANTS stir uneasily then come round to this conclusion.]. We're opera mad in Camelot [Both THIRD and FIRST HEADS turn away slightly, making faces.]. Source: Monty Python and The Holy Grail (Book) A First Draft by all of the Python members. FRENCH GUARD: I'm French! Like the hit TV show Monty Python's Flying Circus, the Arthurian adventure Holy Grail is not merely watchable, but re-watchable. I burst my
We've got a knight to kill. I bid you welcome to your new home! Will you join me? Theres something about the phrase call your door-opening request a silly thing that sticks with you, especially if youve ever had a roommate call you with their arms full from right outside. 2023. ARTHUR and the KNIGHTS fall on their knees. KNIGHTS: The fingers turning the pages belong to Gilliams wife, Maggie Weston, a makeup artist who worked on Flying Circus and would go on to work on some of her husbands films like Brazil and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (for which she earned an Oscar nomination in 1990). Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Soldier. Right. In a series of sketches and animations, the Pythons recount scenes from the Grail legend in which the knights forsake their chorus line can-can dancing in Camelot for a higher aim. (Suddenly another light glows beside GOD or possibly within the light which is GOD a shape slowly starts to form.) [PEOPLE (i.e. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes. If he will give us food and shelter for the
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, Haw! So they make a further demand: Arthur and Bedevere have had enough, and refuse to cut down a tree with a herring. ARTHUR: A man of your strength and skill would be the chief of all my knights ARTHUR: You make me sad. A few other minor characters, like Sir Gawain, also were eliminated. We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Your
I order you to shut up. IMDB: 8.3 Metacritic: 93 Rotten Tomatoes: 97% Monty Python and the Holy Grail Screenplay Edit Buy PG (Parental Guidance Suggested) Year: 1975 91 Overwatch 2; . I seek the Holy Grail - Stand aside and let me pass. A self-perpetuating autocracy? Arthur and Patsy mime riding horses, while Patsy clicks coconuts to create the sound. CUT TO shot from over his shoulder: castle (e.g. The rabbit savagely kills Bors, and Tim doesn't spare the I-told-you-sos: In a scene that harkens back to the beginning of the film, King Arthur and the knights reach the Bridge of Death, the bridgekeeper asks three questions before they can pass. get the sword out I want to cut his head off. A swallow carrying a coconut? ARTHUR calls and SIR ROBIN immediately reacts and hands the lute to his MUSICIAN and comes to join ARTHUR and CO. 5. They've lost nine today. (to CART DRIVER) Isn't there anything you could do? We have ridden the length and breadth of the land. Youll never count to three the same way after hearing this. ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land. ARTHUR: I'll have your leg. It's a 'working' version of the script., NOT the final script that was filmed. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways anyway you've got bad breath. They drag her to a strange house/ruin standing on a hill outside the village. ARTHUR: Victory is mine. The GREEN KNIGHT lunges at the BLACK KNIGHT, who avoids the blow with a skillful side-step and parry, knocking the sword out of the GREEN KNIGHT's hand.]. Dennis has anachronistic left-wing political beliefs, and begins questioning King Arthur about his authority. . Several seconds of it swirling about. Arthur chops off the Black Knights arm at the shoulder, and assumes that the fight is over. It looks as though like there's dirty work afoot. The film begins with pseudo-Swedish subtitles . I've watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail many times, so I know a lot of the lines by heart. But all the decision of that officer DENNIS: must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs. In this introductory episode. ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight. castle by force! And his penis split and his ROBIN: Er, That's That's enough music for a while, lads. 683K views, 7.6K likes, 951 loves, 500 comments, 5.5K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Monty Python's Fanzone: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - French Taunting| #MontyPython BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? In the open doorway of one house perhaps we jug glimpse a pair of legs dangling from the ceiling. ARTHUR: You are indeed brave Sir knight, but the fight is mine. [CUT BACK TO the fight. praised! (kicks ARTHUR). [ARTHUR leads a charge toward the castle. FRENCH GUARD: No chance, English bed-wetting types. A real family castle. What? According to the Pythons, the one question that was asked the most on the promo tour for Monty Python and the Holy Grail was what their next movie would be. [They continue to retreat. The CART DRIVER very swiftly brings up a club and hits the OLD MAN.]. [CUT BACK TO ARTHUR and BEDEVERE and COMPANY as we had left them.]. Movie Ratings: 7.8/105,016 Votes. Defeater of the Saxons! John. Anybody who agreed was given basic medieval clothes and told to join in the insanity. Yes, of course um err ALL: No, no, It floats. BIG CLOSE UP of contorted face upside down. Guard / The Black Knight / Peasant 3 / Sir Launcelot the Brave / Taunting French Guard / Tim the Enchanter: . the anarcho-syndicalist peasants, the witch scene, the Knights Who Say NI, the French taunting, the killer rabbit - and . You are English pigs. They are all staring with fascination.]. ], [SIR ROBIN rides on a little way with the music building up enormous and terrifying tension, until suddenly there standing before him is an enormous THREE-HEADED KNIGHT.]. )], [CUT BACK TO ARTHUR and PATSY. Our shows are formidable ARTHUR steps back triumphantly.]. You havn't got any arms left. SINGERS: He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, who ROBIN: (to SINGERS) Shut up. ARTHUR: I am King Arthur and these are the Knights of the Round Table. I wave my private parts at your
Shots of the woodland with fires burning where the English lines are. Dawn still breaking. Despite the lack of funding, the film would go on to be remembered as one of the best comedies of all time. [Stirring music crescendo. , when God sends King Arthur and his knights of the Round Table on a quest to find the Holy Grail, they must contend with taunting French knights, a bridge-keeper who demands they answer three questions before crossing a bridge, and, of course, a killer rabbit. Why do think I have this outrageous
(pushes DENNIS over into mud and prepares to ride off). You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Sign UpYes, I would like to receive Paste's newsletter, 2023 Paste Media Group. ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Ridiculous in its descriptiveness and creativity, the stream of insults is such rapidfire fun that its hard to pick out the best digs. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp As night falls. Four almighty clangs. BLACK KNIGHT: (kicking him) Had enough ? On the castle. FRENCH SENTRIES suspiciously peering towards the English lines. [Mist. "We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. He rides off. In Mercea. A Minecraft player has perfectly recreated the famous French taunting scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grailin-game. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. The French Taunter is the main antagonist of the 1975 film Monty Python, and the Holy Grail . castle by force! battlements a SOLDIER is dimly seen. They stop and look. pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you
Contents 1 Biography 2 Gallery 3 Trivia 4 Navigation Biography And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, MAN: I'm French. Our quest is at an end! DENNIS: (calling) Come and see the violence inherent in the system. He says he's not dead. Another of the most-repeated lines is the simple war cry "Run away!" OLD WOMAN: Well, how did you become king, then? FIRST VILLAGER: Make a bridge out of her. - I am. MAN: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. So, you
Forced to scramble to find a place to shoot the movie, the two Terrys secured two privately owned castles to shoot all of castle interiors and most of the exteriors. The hilarious first narrative feature from the Beatles of British comedy troupes, Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a wordy, dense and rewarding film to revisiteven if you think youve caught every last gag. It might not be long before the entirety of Monty Python and the Holy Grail is rebuilt in Minecraft. Run away! ARTHUR: (aware that people are now coming out and watching) Bloody peasant! SIR GAWAIN: (to his PAGE as they run away) It's only a model. Los Monty Python emprenden una desternillante bsqueda del Santo Grial. FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! The over-the-top understatement of calling an amputated arm a flesh wound is something that I use all the time whenever I get (minorly) injured. I dont want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. In the distance SIR ROBIN is being taught the lute by one of his MUSICIANS. Let us ride to Camelot. To the pond. GAWAIN: (at the back, to PAGE) It's only a model. BEDEVERE looks up very impressed.]. ], [Two PEASANTS knock them away with sledge hammers. There's some lovely filth down here Oh! ARTHUR: Now stand aside worthy adversary. They continue fighting, and Arthur chops off his other arm. The GREEN KNIGHT has drawn out a particularly nasty mace or spiked ball and chain, much longer than the BLACK KNIGHT's sword. But many times Anyway, you've got bad breath. SOLDIER: It's not a question of where he grips it, It's a simple matter of weight - ratios A five-ounce bird could not hold a a one pound coconut. ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Our quest is at an end! Ha ha haaa ha! Monty Python Killer Rabbit Frosted Pint Glass, 16oz - Holy Grail - Life Of Brian - Taunting French - Holy Hand Grenade Tribedragon Following Follow. The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog is a fictional character in the Monty Python film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Silence.]. [ARTHUR and PATSY start to cross the bridge.]. SOLDIER: What? Thpppt!\" I seek shelter. Dead Collector He isn't! Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. [They set off again almost immediately they are suffused in ethereal radiance and strange heavenly choir music. Ni! Ad vertisement from shop Tribedragon. They sing:]. John Cleese delivers hilarious taunts while playing a Frenchman in a castle\"No chance, English bed-wetting types. CART DRIVER: I promised I'd be at the Robinson's. I feel happy. He speaks straight to CAMERA in a documentary kind of way. command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of
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We're knights of the Round Table.Our shows are formidable,But many times we're given rhymesThat are quite unsingable.We're opera mad in Camelot.We sing from the diaphragm a lot. Oh, nobody really. Wailings and groanings. Shot of woodland. When asked the question while screening Holy Grail in Paris, Eric Idle jokingly answered by saying, Jesus Christ: Lust for Glory.. Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot, LARGE MAN: (handing over the money at last) Thanks very much. VOICE OVER: The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King Arthur's knights but other illustrious names were soon to follow VOICE OVER: And Sir Robin-the-not-quite-so-pure-as-Sir-Launcelot VOICE OVER: Who had nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor VOICE OVER: Who had nearly stood up to to the vicious Chicken of Bristol VOICE OVER: and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill and the aptly named VOICE OVER: Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film.